Dodgeball

There's nothing more obnoxious than a high-profile, super expensive event to watch the potential next presidents of the United States dodge questions because they're too afraid to answer them. "The potential for life begins at conception," really Hill? That must be why they pay you the big bucks, to tell shit-for-brains me that the potential for life begins at conception. Aside from dodging the abortion question, that'd just downright condescending. And furthermore, while that was definitely a dodge, it's a really good thing you came back with the answer you did, although I'm not satisfied with its strength. Hillary Clinton, you stand alone as the only truly viable woman candidate for President now, or for that matter probably in the next 20 years ahead. Nancy is too old, Condi is too aquiescent (and in the wrong party), you're it Hill! So do us women proud. You are pro-choice not because "individuals must be entrusted to make this profound decision," but because only the woman carrying that child has the right to choose. You are pro-choice because you know what it is like to have extraordinarily stressful circumstances and know that no one but you knows how best to deal with them. It's too that point, where, even though your favorite thing in the world is to loose, you know it's just around the corner. You know that no matter how much spin you put on it, if you don't come out more than 10 points up in Pennsylvania next week, might as well get that butter and jam ready, cause you're toast. Any victory you could muster after that point would be the result of a large upheaval of superdelegates against the will of the people, and you can't win a general election without the support of your own party (or at least that's what everyone keeps saying about McCain). So what I'm trying to say is, in your last stint, the last few days here, campaign on what Hillary Clinton wants. Show us that you're not just a political machine, but that there is in fact a human being underneath, and she's got tits! That is my challenge to you, Hillary. In this last stretch, go all out, and show us what you're made of, let us see you bleed, and suffer through with Midol and chocolate just like the rest of us. You're a daughter, you're a wife, and I KNOW you're a mother. So make me proud, make your mother proud, and most of all, make Chelsea proud. She deserves it, and so do you.